Calling all perverts.
27 May 2009 04:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apollinav
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christev is going to kill me for this, but I just can't help myself.)
If you hadn't already heard, I won the Pervert of the Day award for 25 May 2009. Not only was I heartily congratulated and recognized for my pervertedness, I also recevied a FAB icon designed by Christev. I won it for being a complete Perve-Swot, by knowing the definitions of some pervy-ass-shit. (Which I readily concede, is rather tame, but I had no idea what I was stepping into, and given half the chance I know I could do much better - Honest!)
But like so many faboo things on lj, my ooh-shiny was definitely drool-worthy. And now it's started something. Everyone wants to be a pervert... or rather, showcase their considerable 'talents.'
Christev has yet to set rules and regulations on the award. Prolly because she's been at work while all you perverts have been drooling over this. I have no doubt that when she comes home she'll have nice prezzies in her inbox. At present, the award is completely at her discretion. There's been 2 official awards handed out: Pervert of the Day 25 May 09 to me, and Schmexiest Lingerie todroxy for her infamous grey nightshirt.
I don't see why the competition can't go forward from here. I won it for one day only, so I'm not worried about 'defending a crown' or anything - as intimated by others. Rather, I'm also a voyeur-perve, and would like to see what Ya'll bring to the table.
So show me (or rather Christev) whatcha got.
(And now I know she will kill me.)
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Date: 27 May 2009 10:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 27 May 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)Too funny.
And FYI - we have recorded this information, and we are told by our sources that it's credible. So noted.
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Date: 27 May 2009 11:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 27 May 2009 11:23 pm (UTC)erm, sorry, that wasn't fear. It's just been a long day at work with no toothbrush afer lunch.
I'll be happy to Millicent perv for you in July, however, if you need something more recent.
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Date: 28 May 2009 12:36 am (UTC)I'm here with popcorn.
I'm not sure if my nervous glee will actually allow me to sell any, but I might be bribed. In the meantime, I'm stuffing my mouth.
Don't. Go. There.
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Date: 28 May 2009 02:34 am (UTC)We may have to invent a new perverted word that refers to your popcorn concessions. Add it to the pervedictionary.
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Date: 28 May 2009 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 28 May 2009 02:41 am (UTC)And *THATS* why I won a pervert award.
Back to you.
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Date: 28 May 2009 03:11 am (UTC)It worked. lol
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Date: 28 May 2009 03:21 am (UTC)urbandictionary is one of my favorite sources. This entry referenced 'fap' and of course my next question was, what's fap? And now I know.
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Date: 28 May 2009 10:26 pm (UTC)*falls back against the headboard*
You guys are going to be the end of me, do you hear me?
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Date: 28 May 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)"Aw, Dude, I think I just schnenkled."