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Dear Parent,
I am writing to inform you that your cock is being considered for immediate expulsion. Draco Malfoy has been brilliant in class, lackadaisical to teachers, parsimonious to housemates, and has been caught sneering in the Prefect’s Forbidden Forrest. For this, Draco Malfoy has received detention Pi times with Firenze and has been made to fetch peni in punishment.
Were these his only offenses we could look the other way. We here in Broadway 'Peeps' Crookenheimer House often do. Our code has always been: Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus. However, we are unable to excuse the fact that Draco Malfoy transfigured a todger.
This is a direct violation of Hogwart’s first rule: Student-teacher liasons are strictly forbidden in the hallways.
Please be advised that there is a hearing to determine Draco Malfoy’s future next tea time. You are welcome to attend, please bring any willy for his defense.
Drunkenly yours,
Severus Snape
Head of House
Yay! Thanks to everyone who participated. The list of entries is below the cut.
noun - cock - miamadwyn
Name - Draco Malfoy - tassanaburrfoot
adjective - brilliant - anjabeth
adjective - lackadaisical - mischievous_t
adjective - parsimonious - mischievous_t
verb - sneer - lady_karelia
number - Pi - sunnythirty3
Hogwart's Staff Member - Firenze - severely_lupin
verb - fetch - mischievous_t
plural noun - peni - mischievous_t
proper noun - Broadway 'Peeps' Crookenheimer - mischievous_t
motto - Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus - morethansirius
Hogwart's Rule - Student-teacher liasons are strictly forbidden in the hallways - voxangelus
a date or time - tea time - camillo1978
noun - willy - mischievous_t
adverb - drunkenly - christev20
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Date: 1 December 2009 04:39 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 1 December 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)Thanks for playing!
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Date: 1 December 2009 11:34 pm (UTC)*grins*
I have a reputation around here. I'm not sure if it's a very good reputation - but of all the people I know - you know where most/all of the bodies are burried. Hell, you helped me bury them.
BTW - whatever happened to the cabinetry?
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Date: 1 December 2009 11:38 pm (UTC)Maybe all those bodies are why people don't go play at Kidsburg any more ;)
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Date: 1 December 2009 11:57 pm (UTC)The cabinetry deserves to get framed. Please let me know if/when that ever happens, I'll be happy to pitch in some dollars for the memorial.
Sunday night Timo and I won the Trivia Night Contest at O'Brien's Irish Pub. One of the questions was, 'What was the color of the M&M that Blue replaced?' Duh. Light Brown, obviously. Everyone knows that. And Blue M&Ms make you fly. Jeez.
Ah Ram-dom Knowledge flashbacks. We did kick quite some arse back in the day.
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Date: 2 December 2009 04:16 am (UTC)